Say What?! is back after a holiday hiatus. And it’s better than ever! Henceforth, Say What?! will no longer only feature comic book covers but anything about comics that is just weird, amusing, funny, absurd or just plain wrong. Look for this feature on a weekly basis. Like this ad for a leg slenderizing product from Heart Throbs #93.
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This ad contains priceless nuggets of wisdom such as:
“LASTING IMPROVEMENT must come from scientific leg muscle normalizing.” So exercise, basically.
“Stronger slender leg muscles help you walk, stand, wear clothes better”. Who wrote this ad? Tarzan? Also if you’re having a hard time walking, standing, wearing clothes, slenderization should be low on your list of priorities. Maybe you should get a brain first.
Also, the book is free if you mail in the coupon. So it’s totally not a catalogue for exercise equipment or a way to get your address and sell it to a third party. Don’t worry about your mailbox filling with junk mail. Just worry about having to learn karate to fight off your drooling male “bowling” partners throwing themselves at your irresistible “graceful” legs.
Scientifically, you have ugly legs.
Here’s a scientific diagram to prove it, scientifically.
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January 3rd, 2012 at 8:30 pm
Haha, I love the addition of these ads!