Tony Lights Up His Life
I’ve seen enough episodes of Mad Men to know that everyone smoked like a chimney back in the early 1960s, so I won’t hold it against millionaire playboy Tony Stark for lighting up when he’s off duty as Iron Man…
…but even by 1960s standards, it’s kind of oblivious to smoke while recharging your damaged heart through an electrical outlet!
Four out of five doctors may have recommended smoking for clearing out your T-Zone, but c’mon, Tony! It’s bad enough that your ticker is threatened by shards of Commie steel without sucking down a Camel at the same time!
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