Say What?! Things from comics you won’t believe exists #87
Feb 4, 2013 by     2 Comments    Posted In: Say What?!

Romance comics rarely fail to amuse. I call them kissy kissies.

You won’t believe me when I say this (because it’s a lie) but I was present at this photoshoot. Here’s what I heard.

Actress: “What’s my motivation for this scene?”

Art Director: “Five dollars and a quart of vodka!”

Actor (He had a manly name like Bell Housing or Hockey Puck. Something like that.): “Can you believe this broad?!” *slaps actress across the face without spilling his whiskey or ashing his cigarette*

Art Director: “Perfect! Hold that pose! Now think about hanging yourself in a closet. Good! Quickly Mister Housing, breathe on her like a rapist! Excellent! I’m a genius! That’ll be a thousand dollars.”

Ten Story Love

If “halfway to the altar” isn’t good enough for this creep, you have to ask yourself what “the altar” really is? … I’ll bet it’s real taboo.


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  • Longbox Graveyard February 4, 2013 at 2:11 pm

    Don’t worry, Mom & Dad — it’s approved by the Comics Code Authority!

  • Jason Newcomb February 4, 2013 at 3:50 pm