Last week the kid comic fans got an offer to join NASA. It doesn’t get much more badass than that you say. Hang on there fictional reader I made up in my mind! Here’s an ad from Avengers #1 that was published in 1963 which trained kids to become horrible persons.
Were you thinking you might get a few laughs at a party with your power of hypnotism? Maybe trick a girl to take her top off? You’re thinking like a non-hypnotist. With this course you can learn to hypnotize entire crowds and read their minds! And it’s easy. According the photograph, all you have to to do is point and squint. And f you look at the other image you’ll see clearly that hypnotizing women to have sex with you is technically not rape if you first hypnotize them to concede to having sex with you while hypnotized.
There is a catch though. You can only use this incredible power for 30 days without obligation, which isn’t really a problem because all you need to become a puppet master is “one evening”. After the 4 weeks the power of hypnotism contained herein will remotely be extracted from your mind. That gives you a month to track down the sucker who sells this and get into an awesome hypnotism fight with him so you can take over his business and then… the world one presumes. After all one of the lessons contained herein is “hypnotism in business”. MWAHAHAHAHA!
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